Sometime in April I was called by my old job and I ended up working for them again although I truly didn't want to. I hate the company with an everlasting passion, but I had no choice but to go back. I was broke as hell and I didn't want to inconvenience my mother further. When I returned to my job I received another raise so that made it bearable at least.
At the same time I knew in a couple months my lease was up on my apartment and both my roommates were moving out. I had a decision to make: Go out of my way to find new male roommates even though 95% of my friends are female, or return home and buy a new car. My old car was such a piece of shit that I knew it wouldn't last throughout the year. Hell, most mechanics told me it wouldn't even last as long as it did. So I decided to make the investment and bought a 2013 Jetta at the end of June. I was happy with my car without a doubt, but I was sad that I have to spend my final year of school off campus. It'll be a long grueling year back at home with my family but, hopefully I'll make it through.
Time for something that I've been posting on facebook way too much lately. I've been working out... a lot... maybe too much really. Since January of last year I've been trying to lose weight but I didn't really take it very seriously for the first few months. Once the 2012 summer started I really pushed myself as much as I could and lost a full 40 pounds going into the summer of 2013. At the beginning of this summer however, I started running outside instead of running on the track and using the elliptical at the gym. The first day that I did that, I got shin splints which by the way, hurt like a motherfucker. My shins were on fire for DAYS. After a few weeks I eventually got over it and then I really started busting my ass losing weight and as you might have saw, I lost 20 pounds over the summer. As you can probably tell from the numbers, that means I've lost a total of 60 pounds since January of last year. According to wonderful google, I guess that's 27.22 kg lost. Which finally brings me to 200 pounds or 90.72 kg. Man... kilograms sure make you feel less fat...
Anyway other than that, not too much has been going on. I'm starting my senior engineering design project which is suppose to be a self parking car. I'm not quite sure how that goes but I'll be sure to keep this updated this time! Promise! Holy balls is this long...
Now, for shits and giggles I'm going to bore you with a very stupid story which gave me a fun idea. Every post I'm going to tell you a stupid story and give you a link to a song that had something to do with the story or just goes with it. Welp, here's the story and it's kinda lengthy
A co-worker of mine named John had a thing for the receptionist Morgan that we had. Morgan was... the best way I could explain it is that on a scale from 0-10, she was a DAYUM. Like the kind of girl that even women had to stop and check out a few times. Now John... John is a tool and on an attractiveness scale, he is about a 2 on a good day. He's lower than that if you count his personality. I'm gonna tell you this verbatim how he told me and my other coworker Chris that he liked this girl. How he went out with this girl, and how he got dumped by this girl, all within the course of a 4 days.
The start (On a Friday):
John: "Hey guys... I think Morgan likes me."
Chris and me: "Horse shit."
John: "Seriously. She asked me if I wanted to get drinks with her after work tonight."
Chris: "I wouldn't trust that, dude. Don't do it."
Me quoting Easy Lover by Phil Collins: "She's an easy lover.... she'll get a hold on you believe it. Like no other, before you know it you'll be on your knees."
John: "Fuck you Greg. Could you guys say no to a girl like that?"
Chris: "Yeah but I think too much."
Me still quoting: "She's the kind of girl you dream of... dream of taking hold of. Better forget it... or you'll regret it."
John gets pissed off and walks away.
The middle (Saturday):
John sends a text: "Dude I totally got her last night. We're hanging out at the mall today."
Chris and me send the same text: "Tool."
The End:
Chris: "Hey John, you know she's getting married next week, right?"
John: "WHAT?!"
Chris: "Yeah, bro. She's engaged to some military guy. Friday was her last day at work. Crazy right?"
John: "No way... I spent all that money buying her stuff Saturday too..."
Me at the top of my lunges: "SHE'S AN EASY LOVER!"
I got hit in the face with a notebook before I got to finish any more than that.
I'm too lazy to go find the link at the moment. I'll add it later but I think I sent you that old ass song a long time ago. Sorry for making this so damn lengthy lol.
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